| Jean Claude van
Damme is an undercover cop selected to investigate a
series of unexplained deaths in the State Penitentiary.
What he uncovers is a macabre plot to sell human organs to
the highest bidder and in doing so he has effectively
signed his own death warrant. Van Damme now faces a
vengeful inmate determined to turn his life into a
nightmarish fight for survival. Van Damme gets to go
through all the old prison cliches - homosexual inmates,
transvestites, getting locked up naked in a cockroach
filled hole - in a manner which is never fun, but wholly
unpleasant.
In fact, the
film seems to simply switch from Van Damme getting beaten
up in one bad situation to just put him in another, and
another, and so on until the end. Most of the film is dark
and dank looking, so this ultimately makes for one majorly
depressing movie, well that is if it wasn't for the cool
action sequences.
The cast is of
the typical B-movie variety, with Robert Guillaume
enjoying his role as one of those 'old black sympathetic
guys' who seem to fill up just about every prison movie of
the 90's, from The Shawshank Redemption to Fortress. The
actor playing the evil Sandman, Patrick Kilpatrick is also
memorably over the top, with a manic laugh and even
stranger features. Other memorable faces fill out the
cast, but Cynthia Gibb has a thankless role as the token
love interest who gets about five minutes of screen time
and is pretty much degraded. Armin Shimerman (Quark from
Deep Space Nine) is the only other familiar face, as a
corrupt doctor who faces gang vengeance.
Thankfully, the
interesting and unlikely plot about unorthodox organ
donation is pretty fun to watch, and there are lots of
fights and punch-ups to keep things moving along. The
movie is pretty average, well that is until the ending,
then it becomes something else entirely.
Never have I
seen a reel of film that is so over the top, but done in
such a straight-faced manner. This is the ultimate in
unintentional humour, the final fight between Van Damme
and the Sandman is sheer brilliance because of the
absurdity of it. It starts off with Van Damme having a
huge spanner hit him across the wrists and head, then the
Sandman whacking him in the chest and stomach with the
aforementioned hammer. This would have killed most people,
but has no effect on Van Damme who is being pummelled one
minute and then up and running the next.
The next fight
involves a circular saw which just happens to be laying
around, and the Sandman gets his hair sliced off in one
cool and startling effect sequence, which I've been
wondering how they achieved. After this Van Damme gets
thrown off a ledge and hits the ground some thirty feet
below, only to groan and grunt a bit, then he gets up and
keeps on fighting! The Sandman uses a broken lightbulb (which
in reality would be extremely fragile and hardly effective)
to lacerate most of Van Damme's body. But our favourite
Muscles from Brussels eventually kicks the Sandman into a
burning room, but the Sandman runs out, puts out the fire
and keeps on fighting! This is hilarious stuff.
Let's just
recap here : by this time, the Sandman is suffering from
third degree burns over 70% of his body, and would
probably be unconscious with the pain. He definitely
wouldn't be coherent, and he couldn't stand up either. Van
Damme, meanwhile, has had his skull fractured and his arms
broken with the spanner, his stomach crushed and mutilated
with the same spanner, he's been thrown off a ledge and
had the rest of his ribs and bones broken in the resulting
fall, and also he's had most of his body sliced open and
must have lost a couple of pints of blood. Still, he's one
tough guy, and he has just enough strength to kick the
Sandman's head onto a handy spike, then breaks his jaw and
kills him.
In another
hilarious moment, all the prisoners stand back to let him
pass (despite the fact he's an undercover cop), because
he's earned some respect from the fight. This has to be
one of the best fight sequences I've ever seen, just
because it's so funny and an unexpected treat. |